Q: Why do women rub their eyes when they get up
in the morning?
A: They don't have balls to scratch.
PalbanNeffwA
What did you learn in school today?
Not
enough, I have to go back tomorrow!
TearlachAmaudaD
What is the quickest way to double your money
?
Fold it in half !
LapidothBeanonDQ
Why did the dog wear white sneakers ?
Because
his boots were at the menders !
FarrelCalbhachMT
Did you hear about the stupid wizard?
He couldn't remember if he used to be forgetful.
BrookRadnorwt
What happened to the little frog who sat on
the telephone?
He grew up to be a bellhop!
BrentlyCamhlaidhgX
A distraught mum rushed into the back
yard,
where eight-year-old Tommy was banging on the bottom of an old
upturned tin bath with a poker.
"What do you think you're doing?" she
demanded.
"I'm just entertaining the baby," explained Tommy.
"Where is the baby?" asked his Mum.
"Under the bath."
ChaskaAlhwinwf
Q: What's the difference between Jesus and
a picture of Jesus?
A: It only takes one nail to hang the
picture.
JenTorioTr
Judge: You claim you robbed the grocery
store because you were starving. So why didn't you take the food
instead
of the cash out of the till?
Burglar: Your Honour! I'm a
proud man, sir, and I make it a rule to
pay for everything I eat.
ByrleyZdenekEO
Q: How many
bass players does it take to
change a light bulb?
A: Six. One to change it, five to fight off the
lead guitarists who are
hogging the light.
HudsonJaminVC