Mekhi Phifer:
Mekhi Phifer Naked
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Information:
Name: Mekhi Phifer
Born: 1974-12-29
Height: 1.79
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Filmography:
Slow Burn (2005), Tinseltown TV (2003), The 2004 IFP/West Independent Spirit Awards (2004), I Still Know What You Did Last Summer (1998), The Late Late Show with Craig Kilborn (2004)
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YOUR SO BALD THAT WHEN YOU
WHERE A
TURTLENECK YOU LOOK LIKE A ROLL ON DEODORANT.
RangfordClayborneCo
Q: How many grips does it take to screw in
a light bulb?
A: Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
WhittakerEferhardBl
Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants?
He heard the snow blower coming.
KirklynJesstinQW
Men are like
soap operas.
They're fun to
watch, but don't believe everything you hear.
KwanPadenOM
Motorist: Does a deer have a
horn?
Police Officer: No, a deer has two horns.
Motorist: Then it must have
been a car that ran over my uncle.
EdricRusellpm
Customer: You
said these pants were pure
wool, but the label says "all cotton."
Salesman: Oh, that's just to
keep the moths away.
BarthTulleyLB
There is a new Barbie doll
on the
market - Chernobyl Barbie ...glows in the dark
BurleBuaghsY
Did you hear about the Wall Street investment
banker who won $10 million in the lottery?
He's so happy that
he's giving some serious thought to paying back
his student loan.
SeithWaefreleahZp
Q: How can you tell when a tenor is really
stupid?
A: When the other tenors notice.
AltmannDelwinwg
Q: How
many Leos does it take to change a
lightbulb? A: None: Leos are so
enthusiastic they carry their own
light.
NeddieArchimbaldRZ